In the absence of any creative thinking....

Complaints about the lack of blogging....well...here's an offering to keep you going until such times...

English is such a strange language...

Bass: At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.
Close: They were too close to the door to close it.
Desert: The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
Does: The buck does funny things when the does are present.
Dove: The dove dove into the bushes.
Entrance: The entrance to a mall fails to entrance me.
Evening: I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.
Intimate: How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
Invalid: The insurance for the invalid was invalid.
Lead: He could lead if he would get the lead out.
Number: After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.
Object: I did not object to the object.
Polish: We polish the Polish furniture.
Present: The present is a good time to present the present.
Produce: A farm can produce produce.
Refuse: The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.
Row: There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
Sow: To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
Subject: I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
Tear: I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes.
Wind: The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
Wound: The bandage was wound around the wound.